LONDON (Oct. 6) - A British cleric and top-selling author of children's books was thrown out of a school where he said Harry Potter was "gay" during a talk to 12-year-olds.
Granted, the Harry Potter series contains sexual subtexts so deep, you often need hipwaders. Certain
sections leave readers contemplating a post-chapter cigarette. What else can we make of the tri-wizard pregame examination in Goblet of Fire where Harry contemplates his wandish inadequacy while the handsome Cedric Diggory proudly boasts of polishing his twelve and a quarter incher (!) every night?
But let's not forget Harry's brief infatuation with Cho Chang and the extended make-out scenes with Ginny Weasely.
This cleric has already made millions of pounds with his crappy Potter knock-off, Shadowmancer. He's being a bitter, greedy git.
But you're ignoring that what numerous bloggers/writers have -- how Harry seems to stalk Draco Malfoy in the latest book. Ginny Weasley may be a cover; he may yet turn out to be on our team.
Posted by: Dan (AKA GayPatriotWest) | October 06, 2005 at 01:06 PM
What hath I wrought by bringing Robbie on board?? :-)
Posted by: The Malcontent | October 06, 2005 at 01:23 PM
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Posted by: Robbie | October 06, 2005 at 01:27 PM
. . and no references yet to Harry's obsession with Draco? Hmmm......
Posted by: Dan (AKA GayPatriotWest) | October 06, 2005 at 05:26 PM
To be fair, Draco did spend most of book six in the secret room, repairing antique furniture. I think a case can be made, here.
Posted by: Robbie | October 06, 2005 at 06:56 PM