Everyone's favorite God Warrior, Margaret "Marguerite" Perrin, is squeezing everything she possibly can out of her 15 minutes of rapture.
Last night, she dropped by Jay Leno's "big estrogen special" (which also included Roseanne Barr-Pentland-Arnold-Nolastname-Thomas-Barr-Fortensky) to talk about astrology, "the melt-down" and her fortuitous fame.
Mainly I tuned in to see whether she would eat Leno, but I would be disappointed on that count. While the atheist-reviling Perrin was as pleasant as punch, she did admit that "being nice don't get ya anywhere."
Surely not onto The Tonight Show – just ask Helen Kushnik.
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The Leno-safe Perrin was hardly worth staying up until 11:35 for, but at least we'll always have those six minutes on Fox ...