Only five days into 2006, and Pat Robertson has once again proved himself an odds-on favorite to win the "Douche of the Year Award"!
The Energizer Bunny of hate is now reveling in the misery of stroke victims. The Rev said, "Woe unto" ailing Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon for daring to work toward peace in his country, suggesting that God smote him for his actions in office. (Umm, Pat, do you think the fact that Sharon is 77 had anything to do with his condition?)
Meanwhile, Robertson stated on Tuesday's "700 Club" that he had spoken to God. Referring to notes on a yellow legal pad, Robertson quoted the grammar-challenged deity as saying: "Much more disasters will befall the Earth than have happened heretofore."
At no point did the televangelist, who has previously invoked the name of God in transparent hopes that destruction will be visited upon various American cities, say that he used this historic opportunity to pray for the lives of the 12 trapped in West Virginia's Sago mine, all of whom were discovered dead hours later.
Congrats, Pat! You're quite a douche!