Heart of Starkness
There's much to be said for Sharon Stone's vagina. Recently, the feted Shakespearean and former Catwoman villainess brought her awesome labial powers to bear in a quest for peace in the Middle East. In a press conference with former Israeli prime minister, Simon Peres, Stone answers the vital questions - mainly if the hypnotic influence of her nipples will finally end the cycle of destruction. You only hope I'm kidding.
Jon Stewart and the Daily Show are there to capture every second of the seemingly amphetamine-driven interview.
Later that evening, Stephen Colbert had sharp words in response to the recent 60 Minutes piece on the causes of homosexuality.
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Well, if anything is going to bring the Middle East together it has to be the sheer, mesmerising awfulness of 'Catwoman'. A solemn vow that 'Basic Instinct 3' will never, ever happen closes the deal. The world is saved by Sharon Stone's coochie. Yay!
Posted by: Craig Ranapia | March 17, 2006 at 10:48 PM
This is scary/hilarious ...
"Access Hollywood" never bothered to report that the brain damage was permanent, though.
Posted by: Kenneth | March 22, 2006 at 09:51 PM
Am I the only gay man that thinks that the spreading her legs interrogation scene was hot?
Posted by: Tommy | March 22, 2006 at 10:08 PM