This is less a recommendation than an early warning system. All I know is some six year old will one day have a horrific accident with a VCR because of this:
Another man stands up. "If my cock had a name, it would be Esteban," he says. "Esteban is courageous, slow and patient." [. . .]
Freedomhowler said he got the idea for "Cock Tales" lying in bed three years ago after hearing the Vagina Monologues for the first time. Freedomhowler decided there should be a male counterpart to the Vagina Monologues, something that would express how men feel about their penises and their role in society and humanity.
I'm sorry. I'm still stuck on Esteban. Esteban?