But it can be fun to watch them try, because sometimes the unscripted banter will reveal the deepest thoughts of local news personalities.
Take WNBC's "Today in New York" co-anchor Rob Morrison. He was at his tinfoil hat-wearing best this morning, convinced that his TV talks to him as he introduced a piece on today's Tony nominations.
Sure, his bio says he has a wife. But it sounds like he might also be willing to carve out some conjugal space for "Jersey Boys" star John Lloyd Young.
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