Poor Tom Cruise. His movie made only a paltry $48 million at the box office this weekend.
That might sound like a lot, but for a film that cost more than three times that much to make, and which had been predicted to earn much more, everybody's favorite vitamin-taking cult member might want to threaten to eat a few less placentas. ("Placentii"?)
NBC's "Dateline" show decided to take a far less ass-sucking route than Diane Sawyer on the publicity parade, opting for plenty of Scientology hijinks rather than Cruise's boyhood sob story.
By the way, who's the guy next to Cruise in the picture, anyway? Is it, you know — "him"?
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