Polo Molina, living out every gay man's true fantasy:
Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eye Peas with assault after he allegedly gave celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a black eye outside a Toronto nightclub.
Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with the Associated press that he called will.i.am a "faggot," a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.
In a side note that I'm sure will shock and chagrin everyone, GLAAD has never really much cared that our minstreling little mascot has largely bounced through the world declaring faggotry against people. If only he had called will.i.am the n-word. They would've had the press release out before the first punch was thrown.
Update: GLAAD finally cares! Though, to be fair, this one was a touch hard to ignore.
Hilton's video is a lot of fun. It took six pauses to gradually press through the entire egoistic trainwreck. I had to recharge my personal dignity roughly every thirty seconds as it was rapidly leeched away by his lack of same. Ace covers the broadstrokes here. That's about right. He truly is one of the dumbest creatures alive.
















maybe he should call people "faggots" hmm he's so pouty looking
Posted by: Tim | June 22, 2009 at 09:32 PM
If anything makes me believe in karma, this would be it.
Posted by: Jamie | June 23, 2009 at 01:24 PM
The perfect response to GLAAD: what, indeed, makes this time so much different than the others?
Posted by: North Dallas Thirty | June 23, 2009 at 05:18 PM
I am happy to report that i could not agree with you more on this one. Foul, pathetic pig of a man getting rich off of other people's creative product. Seeing him preen in front of any camera that would give him time during his recent stint as a "gay activist" during the Carrie Prejean clusterfuck was almost too much to bear. No amount of weight loss can make that kind of ugly go away.
Posted by: Aatom | June 23, 2009 at 07:12 PM