The Malcontent

Next Issue: The Boys of Belzec

Let's play, "Which one of these does not go with the others?"

Someone should probably tell the boys at DNA magazine that crematorium does not mean what they think it means.

180 Degrees From Cooper

A very strange sexuality news day. First we hear tell that Anderson Cooper is a big fan of girl bits, and now super hottie Jared Leto kinda, sorta, maybe, potentially comes out?

ThirtySecondLeto: I’ll give you an exclusive.... TyeinMusic: ooh. lay it on me ThirtySecondLeto: I’m gay TyeinMusic: *!* TyeinMusic: please tell me you're serious ThirtySecondLeto: as a goose.

Worth Repeating has more details and the entire interview with AOL.

Pic comment from Patrick in L.A.: "He has a pink wrist band on. That picture was taken after a night out in West Hollywood for sure. He's doing the walk of shame."

Rub a Dub Doc

As part of ABC's Fall Schedule presentation, the actors on Grey's Anatomy reworked an infamous scene from earlier in the season. In the original, George dreams of taking a shower with the three attractive female interns he is living with at the time. In this parody clip, the tables are turned as Bailey walks in on a bastion of homoerotic soapiness.

h/t Pop Culture Junkies

Daytime Sight-Seeing

Admittedly, I'm feeling a little skint in the blogging area of late. This week I've learned that there seems to be some sort of national tiff developing over immigration, and gay activists really, really hate Mary Cheney. Check out these reviews. So, we gay folk are basically a writhing horde of petulant eight grade girls. Excellent. That being what it is, I've decided my only coherent contribution is to shamelessly ogle cute male celebrities. In that spirit . . .

Justin Chambers, the aforementioned Grey's Anatomy hottie, sat down with the harpies of the View this morning. While the character he plays, Alex, is a self-absorbed hard-ass, Justin seems quiet, unassuming, even shy. Then again, who wouldn't shrink in terror when faced with the withered plastic visage of Starr Jones Reynolds? I could quibble with the goatee and why on earth his hair is parted that way, but he still fills out a pair of jeans quite nicely.

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Nick Lachey visited everyone's favorite lesbian this afternoon for some mama bear treatment and to perform a badly off-key song, much to a backstage Chris Daughtry's eternal amusement. Chris, however, has no reason to snicker. He somehow came to the conclusion that singing that Bon Jovi song for the billionth time on his thousandth talk show appearance was a terrific way to not-at-all get us over him. I've spared the musical repeat from the clip.

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Unreasonable Searches and Teasers

There is a lot of entertainment to be had in periodically checking out the facts that can be known about readers from their "cookie" crumbs, so to speak.  I never get to know much about you all personally from your monitor settings, your operating system, or the city where your ISP is.

But the keyword searches that get you here speak volumes.

For instance, at this moment, more than one-fifth of you who used a search engine to get here wanted to know variations on a single topic:

Someone looking for a sugar pop?

Then there is this, which I hope speaks more about the readers than Robbie and me:

And nearly as vile, this:

And puzzlingly, this:

Finally — and perhaps most disturbingly of all — there is this:

OK, people, now that's just sick.

SNL Hits It Out of the Park

With just one episode remaining in the season, "Saturday Night Live" is finishing strong.

Maybe it was the remaining Vlada vodka in my system as I watched it yesterday morning, but I laughed uproariously at several of the sketches.  Hosted by SNL and "Seinfeld" alum Julia Louis-Dreyfus, there was very little to criticize from start to finish.

I've included several of the sketches in a meaty highlight reel:

First, during the cold open, we are asked to imagine an alternate universe in which (the real) Al Gore was elected President in 2000 and re-elected in 2004, leading to a comically utopian America.  But President Gore is troubled by a host of new "problems" that he has helped create.  It's a great prelude to the real President's address to the nation tonight.

This sketch was priceless, and Gore's delivery was perfect.

Next, Kristin Wiig and Horatio Sanz are hosts of what looks like the worst TV morning show in history.  Everything that can go wrong, does, including Sanz's accidental grab of Julia Louis-Dreyfus's boobs.  It hearkened back to Elaine's own unintentional grope of Teri Hatcher on "Seinfeld."  ("They're real, and they're spectacular!")

I have watched that sketch three times, and I belly-laugh every time.

Third, Andy Samberg plays a Learning Annex teacher of a class to teach people how to set up their own MySpace page.  Except that the class is filled almost entirely with pervy older men with ulterior motives.

I keep getting distressed when I watch something that proves that pedophilia – or at least the suggestion of it – can be funny.  But in this case, it's true.  Sanz again shines in this sketch.

And finally, while probably the weakest of the four (mainly because it dragged on a bit too long) was a '70s-era gameshow spoof called "Charades," with Chris Parnell as host Bert Convy and a panel of D-list celebrities.  Darrell Hammond was especially great as Rich Little, who incessantly interrupted with daft but hilarious non sequitur impressions.

The joke here was that all the charades Louis-Dreyfus's character had to act out were all part of a cruel, common theme.

The period costumes and wigs were terrific, as was Parnell's oversized microphone.

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A Saturday 'Mo-saic

Reader Ken sends us this appealing set of imagery of soap hottie Adrian Bellani, giving me yet another reason to quit my job and stay home watching daytime television:

Enjoy your weekend, everyone.  It was supposed to be rainy and miserable here in NYC.  Instead, it is brilliantly sunny and 65.  Kinda puts a crimp in my indoor cleaning plans.

"Stand"ing in Good Stead

OMG, there is almost too much prettiness to behold in X-Men: The Last Stand.

See for yourself.

I'm sure the extended trailer that aired on Fox on Thursday night has already made the rounds, but in case not, we aim to serve your every homoerotic superhero whim.

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Insert Suggestive Reference to Pitchers and Catchers Here

I'm starting to see what Robbie sees in this whole baseball thing.

But I'll bet he is cursing Scott Podsednik for choosing not playing shortstop.

[h/t Andy]

Shock, n. See: "Daughtry, Chris"

SPECIAL NOTE to "Access Atlanta/AJC.com" readers: Thank you for visiting this site.  A little controvery erupted among some of the readers of the site that brought you here about this being a "gay" blog, so I applaud you for choosing quality video over homophobia.

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Chris Daughtry and others on "American Idol" seemed genuinely shocked by the rocker's early ejection from the competition.

Umm, ever heard of the Internet, Chris?

His reaction was a multi-tiered masterpiece, evincing his barely concealed disgust at the unparalleled boobery of the Idol-watching public.

Paula was disconsolate, while Simon watched dollar signs fly right out of the Kodak Theater.

The stills below capture the range of emotion, but what was most priceless was watching Daughtry's face dissolve in a nanosecond from frivolity and smugness to naked rage.

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Holding Out for a Hero

The new issue of The Advocate has a focus on the gays' fixation on superheroes, which should mean many a queer dollar spent this summer to see Superman Returns and X-Men: Final Stand.

Brandon's fabled bulge notwithstanding, I was especially curious to see that Ben Foster would be playing "The Angel," a winged mutant who looks like he just dragged his ass in from the White Party.

Foster, as you may recall, played Claire's bisexual boyfriend Russell on several episodes of "Six Feet Under."  But as you will see in the photo, could it be that sensitive, little artist Russell is – of all things – fuckin' ripped?

The flick also features Kelsey Grammer as a character known as "The Beast."

I can just see a blue, ultra-effete mutant, and how menacing he will really be: "Niles, I'm going to disembowel you!"

A Piece of Hot Apple Guy

Gay Cowboy Bob sends along this image from the Apple Store's website:

Yes, if I weren't already gay, I'd imagine you could.

Blonde Bond-shell

The new trailer for the upcoming Bond movie, Casino Royal, has just been released. Does anyone really care? Of course not. Far more important is whether or not the new 007, Daniel Craig, is worth an ogle on the DVD release. This still from the trailer might hold some promise.

h/t Ace

Arjan Simmers

Blog pal ArjanWrites had an unbelievable view of Scissor Sisters and Madonna at the Coachella Arts & Music Festival.

It was 96 degrees there yesterday, which means that he probably got sweat on by Jake.  A lot.

We're not jealous.  Nope, not at all.  [Punts dog through plate-glass window]

Non-Ambiguously Funny

It may have been the equivalent of a clip show, but "Saturday Night Live" is always at its best when it features Rob Smigel's "Saturday TV Funhouse," and even better when the old clips are hosted by those ambiguously gay crime-fighters, Ace and Gary.

Two dozen of Smigel's most brilliant cartoons and films were shown on this weekend's SNL, sticking the shiv deep into everybody from Michael Jackson and Tara Reid to Disney, politicians and the Smurfs.

When Ace and Gary are picking the clips, you know there's bound to be some, uh, attention-grabbing content, such as Tom Brady in his underwear in a sexual-harassment training video or a naked Andy Samberg (with unfortunate pixelation).

I didn't bother including the clip with Samberg.  The screen grab is probably all you need to know anyway.

A couple of bits of trivia: First, Ace and Gary are voiced by "The Daily Show" alums Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell, respectively.  And second, last night I noticed for the first time that the "G" on Gary's chest resembles the "G" from Genre magazine, which is also a play on the "male" symbol: ♂.  Maybe it's coincidence, maybe not.

Enjoy the clips.

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Gratuitousness

I know we have been a bit skin-deficient around here lately, at least, as far as political blogs go.  Let's face it, we're no Made In Brazil, Oh La La Paris or Fleshbot.  Hell, we'd even make a piss-poor Rod 2.0.

But I just had to share a spread from the May issue of Out magazine.

Look, I don't know who this Yves Saint Laurent person is, and I don't much care.  And I couldn't tell his summer collection from a stamp collection.

All I know is, I'm all for fashion that consists of, well, pretty much no clothing whatsoever.

I'm serious.  Can someone explain this to me?

Afternoon Soap Snack

Leaving the television on mute in the afternoon while working rarely yields anything of quality, but occasionally the video gods are kind.

What is going on in these All My Children scenes, I couldn't tell you. Who these characters are, I cannot say. One of the actors is apparently model Justin Bruening.

None of this is important. What is relevant is two built, muscley, shirtless, sweaty men playing basketball and threatening to strangle one another.

I thought the magically appearing chest sweat after commercial break was a nice touch.

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Webcam Boys

Before we, um, loved him as host of "Celebrity Fit Club" and as a judge on "But Can They Sing," gay comedian ANT was an entrepreneur of sorts.  You might call him a "porntrepreneur."

A few years and several additional pounds ago, ANT's comedy act wasn't exactly setting the world ablaze.  So to make a little extra scratch, he decided to become a gay webcam pioneer.

He was smart enough not to put his own puffy torso on display.  Instead, he placed an ad in a newspaper and soon met Kip, his first star.  As the popularity caught on, ANT added new studs to the stable.  And soon, he had enough to make a documentary.

"Webcam Boys," which played recently on "Here!TV," is the story of Kip, along with David, Pierre, Cory, Zack, Matt, Dino, Cody, Rick and Jeremy.  More marketing ploy than Peabody Award winner, the boys give us an idea of what it is like to live on the Web, 24/7.

Kinda like a blogger, I imagine, except that y'all don't have to look at my ass.

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A few NSFW screen grabs after the jump.

Not Your Grandfather's Muppets

TBS this week has been rerunning the last few episodes of "Sex and the City," and it got me to thinking: Here we have Mikhail Baryshnikov playing the suave Russian "Aleksandr Petrovsky," who has made a fortune as an artist.  And what is his medium of choice?  "Light installations."

Yes, the guy basically takes neon or fluorescent tubes and creates rather banal blinking things for which people supposedly plunk down big bucks.  As any "SATC" fan knows, Carrie became fed up with all things Aleksandr and fled Paris for life back in Manhattan.  (Of course, it didn't help that he "accidentally" hit her, either.)

My point being that, while I suppose I found some aesthetic quality in those "light installations," I was just as perplexed by them as Carrie was.

No sirree, give me "dick tricks" instead.  I'm talking about "Puppetry of the Penis," or "the ancient art of genital origami," created by Aussie duo Simon Morley and David Friend.

I have not had the pleasure of seeing the show in person, but I caught HBO's rerun last night of the "Real Sex" episode featuring this bizarre and rather painful-looking art form.  If you're a "POTP" virgin, then prepare to be ... well, amused, anyway.

You will probably never look at the Eiffel Tower or hamburgers the same way again.  (Very much NSFW.)

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Beach Boys

Click to make fig leaves disappear (obviously NSFW)

Before there was Herb Ritts, there was Mel Roberts.

Roberts was a prolific photographer of the male form.  In the 1960s and 1970s, he focused on many of the beach bums and surfers who were discovering the sexual revolution on and off the sands of Southern California.  He was profiled on a recent episode of "Sexplorations" on the "Here! TV" network.

Many of the models were friends and lovers of Roberts, a World War II veteran and gay activist who founded California's chapter of the pioneering Mattachine Society.

In the late 1970s, the L.A. Police Department raided his home twice and confiscated prints and equipment, which were eventually returned.  (Frontal male nudity was generally considered obscene at the time.)  In 1981, he hung up his camera for good, but he helped pave the way for other notable photographers who celebrated male beauty.

His photographs have been collected in books including "California Boys" and "The Wild Ones."

The video of the segment follows, and some very much NSFW photos are after the jump.

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Malconsumer Reports: "Boy Butter"

The field of personal lubricant products these days seems more crowded than ever.  New entrepreneurs are constantly springing up like kudzu to claim their piece of a lube pie worth more than $6.8 quadrillion in sales in the United States alone.  Every month.  And that's just for my house.  (Ba-DUM-bum!)

But seriously, today's savvy lube purveyor is looking for a combination of marketability and quality to help him stand out from the crowd, resulting in a host of product names that are double entendres.  Hell, most of them are so blatant, they're single entendres.

One man who thinks his cream will rise to the top is the hunky Eyal Feldman, founder of and spokesmodel for "Boy Butter."  (By the way, anything you buy at CheapLubes.com, my retailer of choice, is 10 percent off until April 6, if you use the discount code Bunny10.)

Recently, Eyal sent me a sample of his product to give it a test drive, claiming that it would be "life-changing."  (I know, few of you probably want to think of The Malcontent as a sexual creature, but a guy has needs!)

So can Boy Butter make me part with my beloved Pjur Eros?  Find out after the jump.

Hot Times

It's never too early for summer at A&F.  The retailer's new summer collection is out, with the requisite half-naked men to go with it.

DNA: The Marriage Issue (Plus Obligatory Sex)

Just in time for spring, the new issue of DNA magazine is all about love and marriage.  Apropos of nothing and dropped in the midst of the nuptial bliss is one of the hot guys of menaustralia.com.

Click to "uncensor" the image (NSFW).

More from DNA after the jump, including why porn star Lucas Ridgeston hung up the cum-rag ... and the gay Catholic blogger who opposes marriage equality.

He'll Tumble 4 Ya

A Malco-prize of some sort to the reader who finds us video of the gay tumbling coach porn star.

Is That a Saddlehorn in Your Pocket ...

What is it with you people and cowboys?  Apparently the thought of a hot buckaroo and a little two-stepping made a few of you wish you had tuned in to last night's "Will & Grace."  (Seems a lot of you aren't doing that lately.)  That's where MalcoVision comes in.

Despite my seeming fixation on Brokeback Mountain, I usually go to country bars only to ensure continued "domestic tranquility."  Which is where beef No. 1 with "Will & Grace" comes in: Not only is there no bar called "Cowpoke" in Manhattan, but there are no good gay C&W bars at all.  (My second beef is the way they unceremoniously disposed of Taye Diggs' character, James.)

In last night's episode, Jack takes Will to the Cowpoke to meet his new boyfriend.  The hot cowboy was played by actor Shawn Christian, who started his career on "As the World Turns" from 1994 to 1997 and has bounced around various TV gigs since then.

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Low-Carb Eye Candy

Boys, put down the Krispy Kremes and listen up!

Ever wonder how the hottest Hollywood stars manage to keep their bodies in top form – aside from having jobs that are more or less all about how they look?

VH1 and Self magazine are collaborating on a new series called "Most Wanted Bodies," giving us the inside dirt on how to get and keep a leading-man look.  (I always thought it was genetics, but apparently there's, like, hard work and stuff involved.)

There were far too many women in the most recent episode for my liking, so we are left with just LL Cool J, Nick Lachey and Matthew McConaghey for these highlights.

Whom does VH1 think is watching their network, anyway – straight men?

It's a gun show, and MalcoVision gives you front-row seats.

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A Twist on Twist

Carlos Mencia was late to the Brokeback Mountain parody sweepstakes, his Comedy Central show "Mind of Mencia" having had its second-season premiere only last night.

But his entrant was, in my opinion, well worth waiting for.

Starring in the Jack Twist role was "Saved By the Bell" alum Mario Lopez, whom I've wanted to bag since, oh, I was probably barely more legal than he was.  (His quickly annulled marriage to Ali Landry has always made me wonder if some lucky guy might have had a chance.)

He and Mencia are co-workers in a boring office who quickly hit it off.  Soon they are taking trips to the mountains together to ... well, you have to see it for yourself.

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Michelangel-oh!

The famous Florentine Michelangelo, for whom the term "Renaissance Man" practically could have been invented, was infatuated with painting and sculpting the male form.  But as we now know, he loved to do other things to them too.

He liked to write poems about them.  (What did you think I meant?)

On Thursday, a new exhibit of Michelangelo's drawings taken from virtually his entire career opens at the British Museum in London.

So the timing was right for the UK's superb Gay Times magazine to run a spread of photos inspired by some of those 500-year-old images, courtesy of male model "Petr."

He seems a little "softer" than what we're used to in American magazines.  But to me, that only adds to the sexiness.  Or maybe I was just in shock from seeing Gay Times in Germany surrounded by several other mainstream publications with naked ladies on the cover.

What follows after the jump is NSFW, unless your boss likes it when you look at man-ass ...

Lights, Camera, Homos

Think you might be the next John Waters or John Cameron Mitchell?

The Logo series "The Click List: Best in Short Film" is showcasing up-and-coming GLBT filmmakers.

One of the films recently featured was the New York-shot "Seeing You in Circles," directed by Sam McConnell.  It's a poignant story about ex-boyfriends meeting up again at their favorite hang-out.  It is told in a style not dissimilar to Rashômon, with an individual focus on each of the characters.

I've grown a little weary of those who think networks like Logo don't fill much of a purpose.  I'm sure the vast swath of Americans who don't have access to a gay and lesbian film festival like those of us in the big cities, for example, might have a differing view.

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An "L" of a Downer

To me, The L Word never fully recovered when Jenny decided that she was indeed a dyke, and her husband, Tim – played by the hunky Eric Mabius (he's blond now!) – left Hollywood for the Heartland.

L suffered from a dearth of man flesh to begin with, and the thought of no more nude scenes by Tim has been almost too much to bear.  (Note to Ilene Chaiken: If Queer As Folk could see fit to portray at least one lesbo love scene every week, couldn't you throw us guys the occasional bone?)

Fans of Tim's ass were thrilled last night to get him back, if only for one episode, but we didn't even get so much as a peek at a pec.  Instead, we got the denouement of what I feel has been one of the strongest storylines of the year.

If you didn't see it, there are MAJOR SPOILERS after the jump ...

Tyson Beckford At a Gay Club?

Leave it to the boys at Oh La La Paris to leave us yearning for more details!

[Related: Rod 2.0 carried a Tyson strip show earlier in the week.]

False(etto) Advertising

The men of American Idol were fairly decent this week, with notable exceptions.

• Gideon - Sure, he's roughly three weeks away from an Aquafresh commercial, but he's a decent singer.
• Chris - It may be impossible, but he gets buffer and sexier every week. I can't quite place who he reminds me of, but his voice and musical style is the kind I've listened to for the past ten years. It's soul-destroying he's a married heterosexual with kids. Life is so unfair.
• Taylor Hicks - Parkinson's is a very interesting choice of choreography. And the rabbit suit. Oh god.
• Elliot - Every time I leave him out, readers ask where he is. So, here. Elliot singing DJ Sammy.
• Ace - Oh, Ace. What have you done? Buff, stubbly, a beanie with that hair. Crazy hotness. And then he starts singing. It reminds me of a commercial a few years back. Asshole stock broker gets in a car accident while on his cell phone and dies. He goes to an afterlife of beautiful women and a large plate of chocolate chip cookes. Heaven! He opens a fridge full of milk cartons. To his horror, all the milk cartons are empty. "Wait. Where am I?!" he gasps. This is Ace. Ace's singing is the empty milk carton after we've taken in his plate of goodies.

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Real World: Battle of the Bars

This week, the Real World presents us with Silly Homosexual Argument #4: How obligated are straight male friends to hang out at gay male bars?

After Tyler invites the house to a gay club, frat boy John and others manage only a short stay before wandering off for straighter watering holes.

Does Tyler confront John? Will the phrase "straight agenda" enter the conversation? Will the audience gasp in suspense as John breaks the cardinal rule of never ever pulling a clothed, gelled, and cologned mo' into a pool?

The answers are in this week's Malcovision clip. Though I must say, Tyler's ultimate reasonableness on the matter has kicked him up a notch on the adorable scale.

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The Shot Blurred 'Round the World

The following ad appeared in the March 2006 issues of Genre and Out magazines, respectively.  Note how Out's priggish retouching completely obliterates the ad's punchline.

Memo to Out: Since when did your fagazine become so friggin' uptight?

Wait 'Til We Get Our Balls on You

So have you seen the new Hanes commercial?  Nothing special, really, just a bunch of guys standing around playing dodgeball.  Just a bunch of really hot guys, playing dodgeball.  In their underwear.  Tight underwear.  And most of them are shirtless too.

Does it make any sense?  Nah.  Do I care?  Not a bit!  But it is possibly the most homoerotic 30 seconds you will see anywhere this side of "Brokeback Mountain."

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Chris Tops Ace . . . In Our Hearts

I admit, I remember very little of last night's American Idol. No, I left with more of an impression than a memory. Namely: I need to have sex with Chris Daugherty right now. Still, I ought to at least pretend I didn't spend the majority of the ninety minutes reading a sattelite receiver manual.

That scratching sound? That's the needle on my gay-o-meter stirring to life as Ace slowly softens week by week from sensitive and soulful to total mo. His off-key attempt at "If I'm Not Made For You" doesn't argue against it. Daniel Beddingfield is a challenge to anyone with testicles, and I'm beginning to worry Ace's current trend may leave him wanting of a pair by season's end. I still want to pat his tummy for him, though.

I loved him in Flight of the Navigator!

Whereas Ace seems like a stubbly bit of porcelein - the kind of guy you want to do things to - Chris Daugherty is rapidly becoming the kind of guy I want to do things with. Sweaty, tumble down, headboard-smashing . . . things. Part Nickelback, part Scott Stapp, Chris tore up the stage with "Fuel," sounding even better than the original artist.

Taylor (woo!) Hicks is rapidly (wooooooo!) eroding my infinite (woo! hey!) patience (woo! woo!). Frankly, when I finished reading this blog post on him, I began applauding. Oh, you'll see.

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