Remember how when you were a kid you would imitate everything you saw in cartoons? How you would try to fly from a rooftop like Superman? Or strap yourself to a rocket to chase a supersonic bird through the desert? Or dress in seductive drag to keep hunters with speech impediments from shooting you? Remember that? Yeah, that was fun.
Well, bar the door, Mabel, because we impressionable Americans are about to go stampeding down the aisles of gay, wedded bliss. That is, if our cartoon-viewing is any indication.
That's right, when all the homos start booking their trips to get hitched in P-town, the cross-humpers will have Comedy Central and the outrageous "Drawn Together" to thank (or revile).
Last night Spanky Ham, the Internet download pig, and effeminate videogame-quester Xandir said "I do" and flounced down the aisle together. The pretext was that Spanky had contracted an Internet virus and needed health benefits. But I still think he was into it.
In the scene below, Spanky and Xandir prepare to consummate their union under the watchful gaze of the "King of Insurance," who rightly smells a fraud.
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