Wand Envy

LONDON (Oct. 6) - A British cleric and top-selling author of children's books was thrown out of a school where he said Harry Potter was "gay" during a talk to 12-year-olds.

Granted, the Harry Potter series contains sexual subtexts so deep, you often need hipwaders. Certain sections leave readers contemplating a post-chapter cigarette. What else can we make of the tri-wizard pregame examination in Goblet of Fire where Harry contemplates his wandish inadequacy while the handsome Cedric Diggory proudly boasts of polishing his twelve and a quarter incher (!) every night?

But let's not forget Harry's brief infatuation with Cho Chang and the extended make-out scenes with Ginny Weasely.

This cleric has already made millions of pounds with his crappy Potter knock-off, Shadowmancer. He's being a bitter, greedy git.

Comments

[Dan (AKA GayPatriotWest)]

But you're ignoring that what numerous bloggers/writers have -- how Harry seems to stalk Draco Malfoy in the latest book. Ginny Weasley may be a cover; he may yet turn out to be on our team.

[The Malcontent]

What hath I wrought by bringing Robbie on board?? :-)

[Robbie]

An unending stream of penis commentary, both real and imagines =)

[Dan (AKA GayPatriotWest)]

. . and no references yet to Harry's obsession with Draco? Hmmm......

[Robbie]

To be fair, Draco did spend most of book six in the secret room, repairing antique furniture. I think a case can be made, here.