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The pimp daddies at VH1 have extracted every conceivable penny from the sequined clutch of its "I Love the (Decade)" whore. ("I Love the '80s ... 3D"?) And now they have set their sights on conquering one-sixth of the entire Gregorian calendar.
"I Love the Holidays" focuses on the period from Halloween to New Year's Day. In fact, probably half of the show focused on Halloween, which was old news more than three weeks ago.
I was about to note that the "celebrities" chosen to riff on the indignities of sitting at the kids' table are so far down on the list that they need an express elevator to get to the D-list, until I saw that my friend Stephanie D'Abruzzo was among them. Oops.
The "celebs" came down hard on "turducken," which is possibly the most delicious thing I have ever put in my mouth. I'm serious, it was like crack for my tongue.
They also managed to get in a few Rick Sanchez-esque comments about fruitcake. Just like "Law and Order," ripped from the headlines.
MalcoVision has a nice, steaming chunk of holiday cheer for you.
[Watch video – 8:55, WMV format, high bandwidth]
[Watch video – 8:55, WMV format, low bandwidth]
I thought it was funny that Simon Noonan from Barney's, in discussing Black Friday, mentions that he has been "trampled to death" on several occassions. That's one resilient corpse.
Posted by: Brian | November 24, 2005 at 05:37 PM