Sweet Dreams Are Made of This?

I yawned my way through the finale (season and series) of "Martha Stewart: Apprentice."  It was actually just an extended plug-fest, interrupted only by more honest advertisements.

Even Alexis got into the act, refusing to answer a question before promoting her satellite radio show.  I was surprised Charles Koppelman didn't announce that he'll be on the cover of next month's "Cigar Aficionado."

The actual "hiring moment" was about as anticlimactic as the rest of the series has been.  Martha could barely get out the words, and then when winner Dawna Stone's name was announced, everybody celebrated to the tune of the Eurythmics' dirgelike "Sweet Dreams."

But at least FourFour was watching the Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston Brown trainwreck instead.

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[hank]

Hey. Nothin wrong wit Botox. Wish I had the money.
The one time I did it, I looked very relaxed at my dads funeral.