Earlier this week, Josh pondered whether he was "gay enough."
One would think all he would have to do to get the answer is to look at whom he was snogging. Nevertheless, thanks to modern technology, I now have definitive proof of my own gayness level:
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I'm sure I would have scored even higher, were it not for that pesky language barrier.
[HT: Whiskey Wednesday]
I got 43% WTF?! The test must be broken.
Posted by: Rob Byrnes | January 27, 2006 at 05:11 PM
Woah -- I scored a 30%! I guess that answered my question. Thanks, Mal!
Posted by: Josh | January 27, 2006 at 05:16 PM
76% Baby! woo-hoo! I am a lavender god!
Posted by: Aatom | January 27, 2006 at 05:42 PM
46%. "Balanced"? As if!
Posted by: o | January 27, 2006 at 06:23 PM
26%. Now what does THAT say? :)
Posted by: North Dallas Thirty | January 27, 2006 at 06:36 PM
I got 40%. I bow to the gayness that is Aatom.
Posted by: Jamie | January 27, 2006 at 06:44 PM
46%. I'm thinking the odds are pretty good that anything under 50% translates to you having a decent chance of being single in New York City. And Matt... If there was a question on there asking if you'd ever shot video-game deer, your percentage would've dropped a good 15 points.
Posted by: Chad | January 27, 2006 at 07:04 PM
Perhaps, but as you'll recall, I shot them very poorly.
Posted by: Malcontent | January 27, 2006 at 07:45 PM
Aatom will have his own perfume and cosmetic line before we know it......discerning toiletries for those of us with dry, un-gay skin. :)
Posted by: North Dallas Thirty | January 27, 2006 at 07:53 PM
73%.
I demand a recount!
Posted by: Rod | January 27, 2006 at 08:31 PM
LOL....Rod, does that make you Vice-Queer? :)
Posted by: North Dallas Thirty | January 27, 2006 at 09:34 PM
I tried to take the test... and got timed out! I think I broke the meter:-)
The sonic-mate scored a perfect 100%, and he's hardly gay at all... except for that having a husband thing.
Posted by: sonicfrog | January 27, 2006 at 09:39 PM
We both did a do-over. I am 33% gay. Greg is 50% He didn't press the next button, and my results just got lost in internet traffic I guess.
Posted by: sonicfrog | January 27, 2006 at 09:46 PM
23%
Uhm, am I in the lead here?
I'm suddenly unsure if I should be proud or embarrassed. Oh noez.
Posted by: Robbie | January 27, 2006 at 11:01 PM
60% gay. Satisfactory.
Posted by: Queer Conservative | January 27, 2006 at 11:12 PM
I'm suddenly unsure if I should be proud or embarrassed.
Probably neither. I actually took this one months ago; I did it again and I just got 26%. I resisted saying this, because it's just a web site gimmick for Channel 4 or whatever, and nothing to be taking seriously...but once again, being gay is apparently a cultural thing that has almost nothing to do with one's sexual choices and everything to do with cultural choices. Gayness is a very distinct and apparently defineable (even testable!) culture. It seems to have something to do with piercings and grooming habits and an inexplicable association with good driving and competent screwing.
Posted by: Jack Malebranche | January 27, 2006 at 11:34 PM
Woo hoo - 20%. So "incredibly straight-acting" I am my own closet. OK, you have to treat these things as a bit of a giggle, but you really have to wonder what industrial solvent is being huffed around C4.
Posted by: Craig Ranapia | January 28, 2006 at 12:54 AM
23% Robbie? I'm thinking you probably get a semi when you see boobies.... Traitor.
Posted by: Chad | January 28, 2006 at 01:11 AM
Jack, it sucks that I can't leave a comment on your site.
Posted by: Jamie | January 28, 2006 at 01:17 AM
Jamie - I think you just have to register as a user. If not, please send me an email from the bio page. If there's a problem I want to fix it; I know I have a few regular users that don't have a problem.
Posted by: Jack Malebranche | January 28, 2006 at 02:11 AM
IM ALL MAN COWBOY
Posted by: Jack Fkn Nastie Twist | January 28, 2006 at 07:56 AM
23%. Well, does this mean I have to start dating women on the side?
Posted by: AGJ | January 28, 2006 at 11:47 AM
Um. I'm 43%. This doesn't make sense. I'm one of those "You're not really a lesbian!" lesbians.
Posted by: Mary | January 28, 2006 at 12:57 PM
I'm a 46%. On a test, that would be failing.
Posted by: Michelle | January 28, 2006 at 07:03 PM
50%. How utterly...unremarkable.
Posted by: MP | January 28, 2006 at 07:08 PM