The conflict between two of the most vain-glorious personalities on television escalates as The Donald and Martha Stewart put down their poison pens and take to the airwaves to do battle - she threatening to claw off his toupee for use as a decorative throw rug, he seeking the satisfaction of slammering her face repeatedly between his golden toilet seat.
Howard Stern stands as giddy referee, combing the radio for every delicious drop of celebrity bile. On his Sirius program, he offers up the latest interviews, including an exclusive clip of Stewart ranting on daughter Alexis' own show.
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"Slammering"? He's going to try to send her back to the big house? I think she's already paid her debt to society.
Posted by: anapestic | February 23, 2006 at 07:26 PM
It was a typo, but once I noticed it, and given her history, I kinda liked the aesthetic of it.
Posted by: Robbie | February 23, 2006 at 07:39 PM
They deserve each other.
Posted by: hank | February 23, 2006 at 09:41 PM
The Daily News today posited that the entire exchange is contrived to garner publicity for both parties, which seems rather believable.
Posted by: Joe.My.God. | February 23, 2006 at 09:42 PM
Her daughter has a show? You're kiddin' right?
And Martha, please, you didn't honestly think that The Donald would step aside for you did you? I'm thinking "stir crazy."
Posted by: Queer Conservative | February 24, 2006 at 08:58 AM
Well-crafted media stunt.
Posted by: John | February 24, 2006 at 11:41 AM