A Taylor-Made Idol?

I think Robbie might bring some "American Idol" highlights today – including a Paula montage that will showcase her mysterious blubbering after Elliott's performance, and stomping her feet after Chris sang like a horse that knows how to do math.

But I wanted to provide the latest dialidol.com update:  It shows Kellie and Paris battling it out for the bottom spot, with Paris the one who will be going home.  It continues to baffle me how Americans are so mesmerized by the ditzy, daffy blonde that they simply can't hear her terrible singing.  I've heard racist jokes that were less off-key than she was the past two weeks.

Meanwhile, Taylor continues to have a very slight edge on Chris for first place, with Elliott not far behind.

If that spastic freak wins, I think I will finally be cured of my "Idol" addiction.

Comments

[Queer Conservative]

I loathe Taylor Hicks and the air he breathes to shout "woo" and the ground he twitch fits upon.

[Queer Conservative]

BETTER THE PICK-LE THAN THE HICK-LE!

[Alan]

The "American Idol" should entertain, which Elliot does most consistently. Others may be subjectively judged to be better looking (I miss Old Idol-Eyes) or more charismatic, but I far prefer his performances to Taylor's ticks, pubescent Paris, or Kellie, who now doubts survives on her ability to give a considerable portion of AI's considerable audience a 'pickle.'

[Kevin]

In spite of mediocre singers this year, I don't think I can be cured of my AI addiction since I can't look away or stop listening as Paula provides feedback. You can't write this stuff. Heck, Paula can barely say it!

[el polacko]

i've had that same thought the last few weeks, re-inforced after checking dialidol this a.m., that if the spastic karaoke singer actually wins this thing then i'm finished with this mockery of a talent contest .... but then kevin reminds me that there are depths to my depravity yet unplumbed and that, as long as there's a paula, simon, and even randy, i'll be self-flagellating myself through season after season
ad infinitum. amen.

[Tommy]

I don't watch the show, but in the above picture are thier heads glued on someone elses body? Or is that really the way they hold thier heads?

Tommy - Athens Greece

[fhjr123]

I feel so much better knowing that I am not the only person in the United States who finds Taylor annoying. That being said, I've yet to meet anyone who really likes him, so I'm not sure why he does so well in the voting each week. One small consolation is that he has - for the past few weeks at least - stopped yelling "WOOO!" at the end of each verse.

[lynn mcpherson]

i'm not sure what show you folks have been watching, but Taylor deserves to win. He may be spastic, but brother boy can sing anthing. bobbing around never hurt ray charles or stevie wonder. you don't have to see to hear. just the love and pleasure he gets out of every song he sings makes me want to dance around myself. TAYLOR ROCKS!