I eagerly wait to hear what kind of criminal charges Rep. Kennedy will be facing.
Surely crashing your car while intoxicated would be viewed more seriously than being stopped for going 10 MPH over the speed limit with a blood-alcohol content barely above the legal limit. Surely a congressman wouldn't be held to a lower standard than a schlub like me.
Happy Cinco de Mayo Clinic!
Posted by: Famous Author Rob Byrnes | May 05, 2006 at 04:21 PM
That's brilliant.
Slate is calling it Nappaquiddick.
Posted by: Malcontent | May 05, 2006 at 04:23 PM
I guess I won't go into the story about the time I ran over a dead guy in the middle on the road, who, as it turns out, wasn't dead. And he was the drunk one not me!
Posted by: sonicfrog | May 05, 2006 at 05:19 PM
Sonic: Was he dead after you ran him over??
Posted by: Malcontent | May 05, 2006 at 05:29 PM
Believe it or not, nope. And I was driving a Ford Pinto with bad shocks. Ran over his chest. I was droving over an overpass. As I got to to the top, I was blinded by the high beams of the four cars at the base of the overpass trying to warn me. I took my foot off the the gas and in that instant saw two people jump out of my way. There directly in my path was this thing in the middle of the road. It's a dog it's a box it's a cat I tried to convince myself though in that split second I knew what it was. As I slammed on the brakes I ran over the body. There is more but instead of finishing here, I'll blog about it tomorrow or the next day.
Posted by: sonicfrog | May 05, 2006 at 08:30 PM
Tease.
Posted by: blewsdawg | May 05, 2006 at 08:38 PM
Yeah. I know. But I have to get ready to go to a AAAAAAAAAAAAAA baseball game (Fresno Grizzlies).
Posted by: sonicfrog | May 05, 2006 at 09:48 PM
Well, he is a Kennedy... The standards have to be lower. Otherwise, where would we get out laughs?
Posted by: Javasail | May 07, 2006 at 06:24 PM