Lock Up the Hatch

The first "Sole Survivor" has been sentenced to more than four years in the pokey.

For being so "cunning," Richard Hatch sure was stupid.

His contention that he thought CBS was supposed to pay the taxes on his $1 million prize might have been even remotely believable – might – if he hadn't also evaded the taxes on hundreds of thousands of dollars of other income.

Or did he think CBS was responsible for that too?

We'll see how long his sphincter can Outwit, Outplay and Outlast his fellow inmates.

On a related note, a crew member from "Survivor" told "The Howard Stern Show" that they were doing Hatch a big favor by pixelating the naked gay dude's genitals on TV.

Comments

[Robbie]

Oh dear God.

*rapidly posts an antidote*

[el polacko]

so do you think this dumbass will get some sort of protection due to his celebrity, such as it is, or will dick be in for a lot of dick- in-the-pokey.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. i've seen "oz" and it was kinda hot.. haha

[QC]

Mal,

From the bottom of my heart, my stomach, and my now half spilled glass of wine - I demand that you put naked, semi-naked, hell any pictures of Richard Hatch - after an effing jump.

[Jake]

So poor Richard has a tiny dick? Makes sense, since he acts like a BIG dick.

I wonder who will be watching his son? How old is that kid now anyway?

[Anthony]

Surely we need some catagorical information from the Big House - can a man that age actually be bitched out? I refuse to believe inmates are that hard up... if they are I may try to get work on a prisoner literacy program... yeah, that's it a literacy program.