A pissy, prissy Ryan last night. Not only did he basically call Paula Abdul a gigantic whore on national television (oh yes, he did), he severely overcompensated when Chris Daughtry finally told the world his pants dampening underwear secret (oh yes, he did). That white button down is the closest we've come yet to a shirtless Chris. Coupled with the boxer briefs revelation, yes please.
Singing. Right. I'd nearly forgotten - you really can almost see everything under that shirt, can't you?
Well, this looks to be the bow-out performance for poor Katharine McPhee. The best female vocalist in the competition, I hearted her when she first sang "Since I Fell For You" in the final twenty-four premiere. Despite breakout renditions like "Someone To Watch Over Me," she has struggled in a season over-laden with musical catalogues geared towards male performers. When the songs are in the wrong key, she leaps into the wrong pitch. This week's Elvis selections (Priscilla's looking postively clownish, isn't she?) may have been Katharine's undoing.
Elliott has surged forward in these final weeks, doing some of his best work to date. Unfortunately, his teeth seem to have made a big comeback as well.
I don't care about the Elton John sunglasses. I'd still call Chris daddy.
Taylor (argh!) Hicks managed to tone down the being-brutally-assaulted-by-jellyfish choreography for his second song. He's going to win, isn't he? A legion of middle-aged women have totally voted for this man, haven't they? Why has America forsaken us? After a moderately enjoyable season, this jerking epileptic abortion is going to be the big pay-off? There is no God, no justice, and no salvation. We truly are doomed as a culture and a nation.
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Aren't we all just a little pissy and prissy sometimes? Okay, okay, for me - most of the time.
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 10, 2006 at 09:11 AM
Taylor (argh!) Hicks managed to tone down the being-brutally-assaulted-by-jellyfish choreography for his second song. He's going to win, isn't he?
No. No. No. He just can't. He can't. No.
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 10, 2006 at 09:17 AM
Robbie, you did see the DialIdol thing I posted below, right? Chris is in fourth place?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted by: Malcontent | May 10, 2006 at 09:34 AM
I continually kid the husband that he and Chris look alike. :P He's dreamy.
Posted by: Jason | May 10, 2006 at 09:55 AM
Chris is in fourth place?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I bet Chad pissed himself.
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 10, 2006 at 09:56 AM
it will certainly be interesting (and yes, a tad tragic) to see Taylor win. How will they market his first CD? Will they target a middle-aged female demo? would they put his face on the cover? would it be filed in the Adult Contemporary section?
Chris reminds me of Vin Diesel for some reason. I'd love to get them both in the same room to compare and contrast. yeah, that's it. To compare and contrast.
Posted by: Aatom | May 10, 2006 at 10:22 AM
DialIdol's been wrong before. Even if Chris gets voted off, he will have a successful career in the industry. The only other marketable one left is Katherine (and all they really have to do is take the Clarkson cookie-cutter and apply it to her.)
This tends to happen to me every year though... I get all worked up about the show, but by the last couple weeks, I'm indifferent to it. Elvis songs? Really? No thanks... I'd rather watch the Yanks get lobotomized at home.
Posted by: Chad | May 10, 2006 at 11:12 AM
I continually kid the husband that he and Chris look alike. :P He's dreamy.
Chris? Or the Hubby? :-)
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 10, 2006 at 11:42 AM
i cannot believe this. all the truly interesting kids are gone. no mephee, no pickler, no paris, and yes, no hottie with the michael hutchence hair. who ARE these people phoning in the past few weeks????
Posted by: james | May 10, 2006 at 03:26 PM
i was pressing my nose up to the screen trying to make out chris' nipples but have to say that his vocals were a little weak last night.(ryan's run away in terror at the thought of chris in his undies was... let's just say 'odd') elliott sang his little heart out and seemed so excited to be doing well that i would dearly love to see him win but i'm not getting my hopes up. kate was mcpee-yew (although pervy mattolla sure wanted into THOSE stinky undies)... and do we really have to discuss "karaoke with a capital K" ?.. and he's STILL getting the most votes ?!? auughh !
.. oh and when did priscilla turn into michael jackson ?
Posted by: el polacko | May 10, 2006 at 03:43 PM
i was pressing my nose up to the screen trying to make out chris' nipples
If I can ever figure out a way to get my pretty HDTV pictures from the DVR (cable box) onto the blog, look out!
Posted by: Malcontent | May 10, 2006 at 04:03 PM
** salivating **
Posted by: el polacko | May 10, 2006 at 04:10 PM
Which is precisely what happened last night.
GO SOX!!!!
Posted by: blewsdawg | May 10, 2006 at 05:27 PM
If I can ever figure out a way to get my pretty HDTV pictures from the DVR (cable box) onto the blog, look out!
Mal, mine has a USB port on the front...go check yours! Go check yours!
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 10, 2006 at 07:07 PM
Wouldn't we rather see the Yanks sodomized?
Posted by: Tommy | May 10, 2006 at 07:11 PM
Click on that link above, and check the score. You might agree that they may have been sodomized as well.
Posted by: blewsdawg | May 10, 2006 at 07:29 PM
Oh blews, you silly dog, I did not mean figuratively.;-)
Posted by: Tommy | May 10, 2006 at 07:32 PM
Oh oh oh! Dibs on Jeter!
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 10, 2006 at 07:33 PM
Blewsdawg... :::tumbleweed blows by::: .... You ain't welcome in these here parts.
(oooheeeooheeeoooooooooo)
Posted by: Chad | May 10, 2006 at 08:26 PM
Blewsdawg is always welcome. He's my favorite straight guy!
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 10, 2006 at 09:44 PM
seacrest, who i belive is straight, has been playing the gay card since season one when they started commenting on his metrosexual style and weird choice of clothing. He enjoys people speculating on it and he is using it to his advantage for fame. One thing though, the reason for his weird choice of clothing in the earlier seaons was all his stylist's doing...and he just played along with it. I dont think he was initally a metrosexual.but then since he was called that, he began to live up to the label.
but now he just wear suits. he regain control of what to wear.
Posted by: chickenhotboy | May 11, 2006 at 06:10 PM
Chris has a shaky voice vibrating sound, which reminds me of Season 1's Christina Christian (yes thats her real name!)
and see? how ironic they both have "chris" in their names,and both are shakey. annoying
Posted by: tu caseas | May 11, 2006 at 06:12 PM