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Chris Daughtry and others on "American Idol" seemed genuinely shocked by the rocker's early ejection from the competition.
Umm, ever heard of the Internet, Chris?
His reaction was a multi-tiered masterpiece, evincing his barely concealed disgust at the unparalleled boobery of the Idol-watching public.
Paula was disconsolate, while Simon watched dollar signs fly right out of the Kodak Theater.
The stills below capture the range of emotion, but what was most priceless was watching Daughtry's face dissolve in a nanosecond from frivolity and smugness to naked rage.
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You're more suspicious of housekeeping than I am.
Posted by: Robbie | May 11, 2006 at 03:20 PM
Robbie, two things:
First: the word anus is in tetanus. Just saying.
Second: Housekeeping? What, do you ask them to come Hoover your unit?
Posted by: Jamie | May 11, 2006 at 03:25 PM
ba-dum-bump. *symbol crash*
Posted by: Tommy | May 11, 2006 at 03:32 PM
Thank you. I'm here all week.
Posted by: Jamie | May 11, 2006 at 03:35 PM
well, I see you all managed to drive away the AOL crowd rather effectively...
Posted by: Aatom | May 11, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Now kids. Place prophylactics on all toys, when you are sharing or not so sure where its been.
So if I put a toothbrush on my dildo, I'm safe?
Posted by: Malcontent | May 11, 2006 at 05:17 PM
Now . . . that's an interersting sensation. . .hmm . . . hmm . . .
Posted by: Tommy | May 11, 2006 at 05:22 PM
ok, file this in the TMI category:
I once had an early electric toothbrush that rather easily doubled as another form of, umm...cavity stimulation.
i figure if women are allowed all of those fishy "massagers", why shouldn't we enjoy a few electric perks?
Posted by: Aatom | May 11, 2006 at 05:31 PM
i figure if women are allowed all of those fishy "massagers", why shouldn't we enjoy a few electric perks?
Umm, because we don't have clitorises (clitori?), perhaps?
I've never understood the concept of vibrators for men, except maybe for a good deep-tissue massage.
Posted by: Malcontent | May 11, 2006 at 05:41 PM
What... did you do with the toothbrush, y'know... after...?
(((SHUDDER)))
Posted by: blewsdawg | May 11, 2006 at 05:51 PM
I'd prefer not to go into too much detail, blewsdawg, but suffice to say that I did not use the same interchangeable hardware for dual purposes.
and Mal - ever heard of a prostate? makes a great a great clitoris substitute.
Posted by: Aatom | May 11, 2006 at 06:34 PM
its totally useless for RYAN to ask SIMON "who do u think is going home"
Um..like hello, were not stupid! we know that the judges know before hand who is leaving or not leaving.
Remember in a previous episode, when SIMON said Katherine sucked at Whitney song, but then the next day, she was one of the top two in the votes. the judges find out beforehand...so on elimination round, Ryan gave Simon a chance to redeem "would u like to take back anythign u said last night" and simon said "yes, what i said to katherine"
I remember from Seaon 1 when Tamara was voted off and was a shocker, the produce sat down with the judges to tell them that happened. I read it somewhere.
SO MY FREAKEN POINT is THE JUDGES KNOW BEFORE THE ELIMINATION SHOW.
Posted by: simon's little monkey | May 11, 2006 at 06:45 PM
yeah thats why simon didnt answer the QUESTION OF "who do u think is leaving"
isntead this time he said "well i tell u who i think should leave based on last night, katherine"
and plus, his face totatlly gives it away that he knew CHRIS WOULD LEAVE
why the sudden change simon? simon used predict with confidence who leaves or not "singer x will leave tonite" "wow, simon ur correct!" "singer y will leave" "wow simon ur always correct!", but as we all know already, the judges know information beforehand who leaves. so simon sucks
Posted by: jacko | May 11, 2006 at 06:49 PM
What... did you do with the toothbrush, y'know... after...?(((SHUDDER)))
hey blewsdawg, is it me or DO YOU SHUDDER ALOT on this SITE?? it seems you are always digusted or uncomfortable in these discussions .lol
by the way, i'm sure the person removed the removable toothbrush piece, replaced it with some kid's playdough over it, then used it. thus, the toothbrush never got dirttty.
love,
muluno
Posted by: mulunoblackity | May 11, 2006 at 06:54 PM
What... did you do with the toothbrush, y'know... after...?(((SHUDDER)))
hey blewsdawg, is it me or DO YOU SHUDDER ALOT on this SITE?? it seems you are always digusted or uncomfortable in these discussions .lol
by the way, i'm sure the person removed the removable toothbrush piece, replaced it with some kid's playdough over it, then used it. thus, the toothbrush never got dirttty.
love,
muluno
Posted by: mulunoblackity | May 11, 2006 at 06:55 PM
I was shocked. He has a fantastic
voice.I'm not sure I want to watch the few shows left this season..
Posted by: Denise Beauvais | May 11, 2006 at 07:07 PM
Call it morbid curiosity, I guess. I'm not uncomfortable, or I just wouldn't come back.
When I shudder, it's just that 1) I can't even contemplate doing something like what was described above, and 2) I couldn't imagine the reuse of the brush afterward.
Posted by: blewsdawg | May 11, 2006 at 07:33 PM
... And to think this thread started off discussing the tragedy that was Chris getting voted off.
It's now devolved into cataloguing the various tools, instruments, and other "toys" found in Paula Abdul's top left dresser drawer.
Posted by: Chad | May 11, 2006 at 08:29 PM
I hope her bedroom is wired for 220......
Posted by: North Dallas Thirty | May 11, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Hilarious! Any day overconfidence and entitlement is checked is a good day. I found Chris crude and repetitive. But he obviously appealed to those who worship masculinity and aggressive posturing. Boring. Elliott, Paris and Katherine are the true revelations in this contest. Superb excellent musicians and song stylists each.
Posted by: Patrick of QV | May 12, 2006 at 02:49 AM
cLICK THE LINK AND SIGN THE PETITION!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/?ltl=1147454098
WE WANT CHRIS BACK!
Posted by: PETITION FOR CHRIS' RETURN | May 12, 2006 at 01:29 PM
The only thing in Paula's top drawer is a collection of pill bottles. Bitch is wacked out of her gourd on an FDA-approved pharmacopia...
Posted by: Aatom | May 12, 2006 at 02:13 PM
There's a petition here too: http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?ChrisD06
Some of the comments being left there are rather disconcerting, not for their stupidity (well, not *just* for their stupidity), but apparently there really was a glitch in the phone lines.
I've heard a few complaints that Chris is being a bit of a whiner about this to the press. I'd probably whine too. Still, listening to Chris whine is infinitely more enjoyable than watching Taylor get punched in the kidneys...I mean...dancing.
Posted by: dvz | May 12, 2006 at 06:13 PM
Having (overconfident) Chris booted off the show was the most exciting moment of Idol for the past several weeks.
But, it shouldn't have come as such a big surprise.
The voting public hardly ever chooses those with singing talent - they vote for those who they have a "connection" with (hence The Twitch will probably win over Goat Boy).
Posted by: Steven. | May 13, 2006 at 12:27 AM
Taylor haters need to get over them selves, he can sing with the best of them you are just upset that you don't have the kool aid to move like that in front of millions of people. If Kat continues in this competition it will obviously be because her fans are deaf and like to look a some junk in the trunk each week. She has forgotten words and continues to be in the bottom but is clinging on for dear life, let go sister and pack your spandex you are going home! As far as Elliott, yea he can sing and I would rather him win than Kat. He just doesnt have the energy and charisma that Taylor has. I want Soul Patrol to go all the way!!!!
Posted by: Daphne Malone | May 13, 2006 at 05:29 PM