Shock, n. See: "Daughtry, Chris"

SPECIAL NOTE to "Access Atlanta/AJC.com" readers: Thank you for visiting this site.  A little controvery erupted among some of the readers of the site that brought you here about this being a "gay" blog, so I applaud you for choosing quality video over homophobia.

---

Chris Daughtry and others on "American Idol" seemed genuinely shocked by the rocker's early ejection from the competition.

Umm, ever heard of the Internet, Chris?

His reaction was a multi-tiered masterpiece, evincing his barely concealed disgust at the unparalleled boobery of the Idol-watching public.

Paula was disconsolate, while Simon watched dollar signs fly right out of the Kodak Theater.

The stills below capture the range of emotion, but what was most priceless was watching Daughtry's face dissolve in a nanosecond from frivolity and smugness to naked rage.

[Watch video – 3:58, WMV format, high bandwidth]

[Watch video – 3:58, WMV format, low bandwidth]

Comments

[Robbie]

You're more suspicious of housekeeping than I am.

[Jamie]

Robbie, two things:

First: the word anus is in tetanus. Just saying.

Second: Housekeeping? What, do you ask them to come Hoover your unit?

[Tommy]

ba-dum-bump. *symbol crash*

[Jamie]

Thank you. I'm here all week.

[Aatom]

well, I see you all managed to drive away the AOL crowd rather effectively...

[Malcontent]

Now kids. Place prophylactics on all toys, when you are sharing or not so sure where its been.

So if I put a toothbrush on my dildo, I'm safe?

[Tommy]

Now . . . that's an interersting sensation. . .hmm . . . hmm . . .

[Aatom]

ok, file this in the TMI category:

I once had an early electric toothbrush that rather easily doubled as another form of, umm...cavity stimulation.

i figure if women are allowed all of those fishy "massagers", why shouldn't we enjoy a few electric perks?

[Malcontent]

i figure if women are allowed all of those fishy "massagers", why shouldn't we enjoy a few electric perks?

Umm, because we don't have clitorises (clitori?), perhaps?

I've never understood the concept of vibrators for men, except maybe for a good deep-tissue massage.

[blewsdawg]

I once had an early electric toothbrush that rather easily doubled as another form of, umm...cavity stimulation.

What... did you do with the toothbrush, y'know... after...?

(((SHUDDER)))

[Aatom]

I'd prefer not to go into too much detail, blewsdawg, but suffice to say that I did not use the same interchangeable hardware for dual purposes.

and Mal - ever heard of a prostate? makes a great a great clitoris substitute.

[simon's little monkey]

its totally useless for RYAN to ask SIMON "who do u think is going home"

Um..like hello, were not stupid! we know that the judges know before hand who is leaving or not leaving.

Remember in a previous episode, when SIMON said Katherine sucked at Whitney song, but then the next day, she was one of the top two in the votes. the judges find out beforehand...so on elimination round, Ryan gave Simon a chance to redeem "would u like to take back anythign u said last night" and simon said "yes, what i said to katherine"

I remember from Seaon 1 when Tamara was voted off and was a shocker, the produce sat down with the judges to tell them that happened. I read it somewhere.

SO MY FREAKEN POINT is THE JUDGES KNOW BEFORE THE ELIMINATION SHOW.

[jacko]

yeah thats why simon didnt answer the QUESTION OF "who do u think is leaving"

isntead this time he said "well i tell u who i think should leave based on last night, katherine"

and plus, his face totatlly gives it away that he knew CHRIS WOULD LEAVE

why the sudden change simon? simon used predict with confidence who leaves or not "singer x will leave tonite" "wow, simon ur correct!" "singer y will leave" "wow simon ur always correct!", but as we all know already, the judges know information beforehand who leaves. so simon sucks

[mulunoblackity]

What... did you do with the toothbrush, y'know... after...?(((SHUDDER)))

hey blewsdawg, is it me or DO YOU SHUDDER ALOT on this SITE?? it seems you are always digusted or uncomfortable in these discussions .lol
by the way, i'm sure the person removed the removable toothbrush piece, replaced it with some kid's playdough over it, then used it. thus, the toothbrush never got dirttty.

love,
muluno

[mulunoblackity]

What... did you do with the toothbrush, y'know... after...?(((SHUDDER)))

hey blewsdawg, is it me or DO YOU SHUDDER ALOT on this SITE?? it seems you are always digusted or uncomfortable in these discussions .lol
by the way, i'm sure the person removed the removable toothbrush piece, replaced it with some kid's playdough over it, then used it. thus, the toothbrush never got dirttty.

love,
muluno

[Denise Beauvais]

I was shocked. He has a fantastic
voice.I'm not sure I want to watch the few shows left this season..

[blewsdawg]

hey blewsdawg, is it me or DO YOU SHUDDER ALOT on this SITE?? it seems you are always digusted or uncomfortable in these discussions .lol

Call it morbid curiosity, I guess. I'm not uncomfortable, or I just wouldn't come back.

When I shudder, it's just that 1) I can't even contemplate doing something like what was described above, and 2) I couldn't imagine the reuse of the brush afterward.

[Chad]

... And to think this thread started off discussing the tragedy that was Chris getting voted off.

It's now devolved into cataloguing the various tools, instruments, and other "toys" found in Paula Abdul's top left dresser drawer.

[North Dallas Thirty]

I hope her bedroom is wired for 220......

[Patrick of QV]

Hilarious! Any day overconfidence and entitlement is checked is a good day. I found Chris crude and repetitive. But he obviously appealed to those who worship masculinity and aggressive posturing. Boring. Elliott, Paris and Katherine are the true revelations in this contest. Superb excellent musicians and song stylists each.

[PETITION FOR CHRIS' RETURN]

cLICK THE LINK AND SIGN THE PETITION!

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/?ltl=1147454098

WE WANT CHRIS BACK!

[Aatom]

The only thing in Paula's top drawer is a collection of pill bottles. Bitch is wacked out of her gourd on an FDA-approved pharmacopia...

[dvz]

There's a petition here too: http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?ChrisD06

Some of the comments being left there are rather disconcerting, not for their stupidity (well, not *just* for their stupidity), but apparently there really was a glitch in the phone lines.

I've heard a few complaints that Chris is being a bit of a whiner about this to the press. I'd probably whine too. Still, listening to Chris whine is infinitely more enjoyable than watching Taylor get punched in the kidneys...I mean...dancing.

[Steven.]

Having (overconfident) Chris booted off the show was the most exciting moment of Idol for the past several weeks.

But, it shouldn't have come as such a big surprise.

The voting public hardly ever chooses those with singing talent - they vote for those who they have a "connection" with (hence The Twitch will probably win over Goat Boy).

[Daphne Malone]

Taylor haters need to get over them selves, he can sing with the best of them you are just upset that you don't have the kool aid to move like that in front of millions of people. If Kat continues in this competition it will obviously be because her fans are deaf and like to look a some junk in the trunk each week. She has forgotten words and continues to be in the bottom but is clinging on for dear life, let go sister and pack your spandex you are going home! As far as Elliott, yea he can sing and I would rather him win than Kat. He just doesnt have the energy and charisma that Taylor has. I want Soul Patrol to go all the way!!!!