Given the sparkly bent of our genetic code, it goes without saying that we here at Malcontent are big fans of Kathy Griffin. Whenever a commercial airs promoting the upcoming June premiere of her Bravo show, My Life on the D-List, we're given to deep sighs and daydreams of one day earning an invitation to become one of her gays.
As a taste of things to come, everyone's favorite fagnet hits the boards with her latest stand-up special, Kathy Griffin: Strong Black Woman. In these highlights, Kathy dishes about her rapid pink-slipping from the E! Red Carpet Special, celebrity rehab, her feud with Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise's meltdown, who us gay folk lust after, Anderson Cooper, and the greatest things about Oprah.
Catching the entire show on Bravo is highly, highly recommended, if only for her total re-enactment of being locked out of a hotel room without any pants, and a backstage session with Celine Dion that includes autographs, photos, and light petting.
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She's so funny that she even makes my father laugh, which is not a small accomplishment.
Posted by: Patrick | May 11, 2006 at 10:02 AM
ayyyy - can't you post the whole show? we poor, wayfaring graduate students cannot afford cable!
Posted by: H | May 11, 2006 at 10:18 AM
I just loves me some Kathy Griffin. I actual watched both airings of the show on Tuesday and also have it on TIVO to watch at my leisure. Did I mention that I love Kathy Griffin?
Posted by: cmh | May 11, 2006 at 11:54 AM
I just loves me some Kathy Griffin. I actually watched both airings of the show on Tuesday and also have it on TIVO to watch at my leisure. Did I mention that I love Kathy Griffin?
Posted by: cmh | May 11, 2006 at 11:54 AM
*arf! arf!*
I will bark for you like a dog!
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Posted by: Jeff | May 11, 2006 at 03:50 PM
Don't go south, Dakota... SOUTH DAKOTA!
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 11, 2006 at 04:25 PM
HEY!!!
I thought I was the best straight friend you had!
Posted by: blewsdawg | May 11, 2006 at 05:25 PM
Don't worry blews, Kathy is our favorite Hag. You're still at the top of the straight guy list.
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 11, 2006 at 07:08 PM
Blewsdawg = 'fag-stag'?
Posted by: Gunn | May 11, 2006 at 07:54 PM
Blewsdawg = 'fag-stag'?
Hmmm. I like the way that sounds...
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 11, 2006 at 07:57 PM
Fag stag is very manly. I approve.
Posted by: Robbie | May 11, 2006 at 08:02 PM
Fag-stag...lol.
Sounds vaguely kinky in it's own right, though. Bestiality somehow comes to mind. I won't be wearing it on a t-shirt, but I'll accept it in the spirit intnended.
...chortle...
Posted by: blewsdawg | May 11, 2006 at 09:11 PM
No blews, it's a good nickname - trust us.
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 11, 2006 at 10:03 PM
OMG. She opens her big mouth, insults everyone and reveals information from blind item columns that it's a wonder she still has a job.
On the other hand, I absolutely adore her. She really got me rolling on the floor LMAO.
Posted by: Bravo | May 11, 2006 at 11:04 PM
she's a fag-hag! duh!
Posted by: lick me from head to toe | May 11, 2006 at 11:22 PM
kathy = fag hag
blews = fag stag
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hey i'm a gay man....
and gay people love me...
and i love gay people...
does that mean i am a...
FAG-GAG???
Posted by: jojo | May 11, 2006 at 11:25 PM
I'll vote for fag stag. Anytime I wet my pants I know it's a winner.
Posted by: John in IL | May 12, 2006 at 12:31 AM
omg premature ejaculation!!!!
Posted by: girl | May 12, 2006 at 12:46 AM
Fag-Stag ... hot ... go with it Blews ...
Posted by: Queer Conservative | May 12, 2006 at 02:12 AM
Fag-Stag ... hot ... go with it Blews ...
It sounds better than "Homo Lover."
Posted by: PatrickP | May 12, 2006 at 03:23 AM