The Malcontent

Happy Gay Day

Too tired to jump ...

Happy Gay Day, Lez Not a Lez Edition

Can anyone tell me what Anne Heche is this week, aside from 37?

Happy Gay Day

Happy 380th birthday to my home city!

Happy Gay Day, Getting Very Sleepy Edition

Ever been "mesmerized"?  Not much more than a couple of centuries ago, you weren't.

Happy Gay Day, Hypocrites Edition

So would what happened today in 1980 be like if she were caught on camera saying orange juice tastes like piss?

Happy Gay Day, Leelee Lie Lie Edition

Jump with me, people ...

Happy Gay Day: Holy Shit, Cher's 60?! Edition

She is an American entertainment icon – a strong, uncompromising woman with whom many gay men have identified, and by whom drag queens have been inspired, for years.  She steadfastly refuses to retire from the business.  And today she celebrates a milestone birthday.

I'm talking, of course, about Mindy Cohn from NBC's "Facts of Life."  Happy 40th Birthday, Natalie!

Happy Gay Day, Asian Dictators Edition

Aww, who knew that Ho Chi Minh and Pol Pot shared a birthday?  Do you think they ever blew out candles together — or just people's brains?

Happy Gay Day, Okla. Senator Not OK Edition

Eight years ago, Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.) made a stink about the nomination of gay American James Hormel to be ambassador to Luxembourg.

Because we all know what a lofty perch that is from which to advance the "homosexual agenda."

Happy Gay Day, Infanticide Edition

There is a very special 2-year-old in Massachusetts today, although some want to kill it in its cradle.

Happy Gay Day, Boys Don't Cry Edition

Brandon Teena's killer is still alive today, but 11 years ago today he began the trial that decided his ultimate fate.

Happy Gay Day, We the Studs Fops Coolios People Edition

Raise your hand if you can sing that "Schoolhouse Rock" song about the Constitution.

They began writing the lyrics 219 years ago today.

Happy Gay Day, Lucky Popes Edition

Is it news when somebody involved with the WNBA comes out?

Happy Gay Day

Did you buy a Mother's Day gift yet?

Happy Gay Day, Alligator Food Edition

Remember what AirTran Airways was called 10 years ago today?

Happy Gay Day, G-Men in Dresses Edition

Though the stories about J. Edgar Hoover being a cross-dresser are considered to be urban myths, the rumors of his homosexuality were strong enough that a reporter who interviewed the FBI director headlined the story: "Hoover: He Always Gets His Man, But He Never Found a Woman."

Happy Gay Day

On this day in 1960, casual sex took a major leap forward.  For straighties, anyway.

Happy Gay Day

What a day May 8 is.  We've got guys who want the world to know they have microphallus, other guys who don't want the world to know that they cruise men in steamrooms, and still other guys who have been executed for similar behavior – in Holland.

Happy Gay Day, Skyrockets in Flight Edition

Jump.  Might as well jump ...

Happy Gay Day

Today is the birthday of a very gay word ...